Ho, ho, ho...
Santa here again...
Well, Christmas is a coming. I am having a blast writing letters (but I am NOT going to send them off till some time in late November!). What? You haven't heard? Yes siree, Santa does in fact write letters. No, really. I'm NOT jivin you.
Would YOU like me to write to you? Or, have you a friend, child, love interest (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife), parent, grandparent, boss, coworker, family member, pet, prospective employer, or anyone you want to impress or bring a smile to?
I have written several "letter of recommendation" pieces for people. Yes, I have said things like: "This is Santa. I highly recommend that you hire Tanya ___. She's a keeper! And, if you don't, well maybe there'll be a bit of coal in your stocking". Imagine how much that'll set you apart from the pack!
And, I wrote a letter to a girl that a guy wanted to get to know better. "Ho, ho, ho Sarah. Let me come straight out and tell you that I will try to get you what you want this Christmas... But there's a fella out there who I think might be a better gift. His name is Gary ----. He sits to your left in Chemistry. He said the best gift I could give him was your attention. Are you free December 15th? If so, let Gary know...."
See, I, Santa have become more versatile these days. I can even inject some humor... But its been a few years since my standup routine in Anchorage.
I will include a special comment in every letter you request I send, if you wish.
Now, wouldn't you have a lark if you got a letter from Santa? Well, imagine how others will feel!
- Each letter comes with a special gift that's only available in Northern Sweden.
- Not to mention reindeer food.
- Let's not forget the magic snow flakes.
- Each package is HANDCRAFTED.
So, if you want a Santa letter sent to ANYONE you know, please visit me at my website in Northern Sweden.
Just click the link below:
Santa Letters
I do thank you and wish you a glorious holiday season,
Santa Claus
