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Santa Letters

Ho, ho, ho...

Santa here again...


Well, Christmas is a coming. I am having a blast writing letters (but I am NOT going to send them off till some time in late November!). What? You haven't heard? Yes siree, Santa does in fact write letters. No, really. I'm NOT jivin you.

Would YOU like me to write to you? Or, have you a friend, child, love interest (boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife), parent, grandparent, boss, coworker, family member, pet, prospective employer, or anyone you want to impress or bring a smile to?

I have written several "letter of recommendation" pieces for people. Yes, I have said things like: "This is Santa. I highly recommend that you hire Tanya ___. She's a keeper! And, if you don't, well maybe there'll be a bit of coal in your stocking". Imagine how much that'll set you apart from the pack!

And, I wrote a letter to a girl that a guy wanted to get to know better. "Ho, ho, ho Sarah. Let me come straight out and tell you that I will try to get you what you want this Christmas... But there's a fella out there who I think might be a better gift. His name is Gary ----. He sits to your left in Chemistry. He said the best gift I could give him was your attention. Are you free December 15th? If so, let Gary know...."

See, I, Santa have become more versatile these days. I can even inject some humor... But its been a few years since my standup routine in Anchorage.

I will include a special comment in every letter you request I send, if you wish.

Now, wouldn't you have a lark if you got a letter from Santa? Well, imagine how others will feel!

• Each letter comes with a special gift that's only available in Northern Sweden.
• Not to mention reindeer food.
• Let's not forget the magic snow flakes.
• Each package is HANDCRAFTED.

So, if you want a Santa letter sent to ANYONE you know, please visit me at my website in Northern Sweden.


Just click the link below:


Santa Letters


I do thank you and wish you a glorious holiday season,

Santa Claus

Christmas Update... From Santa Claus

Ho,

Santa here again. I still haven't located my list... you know, THE list. I lost it while flying over Sweden. Well, I actually wasn't flying by myself...hee hee, mind you, I was flying on my sleigh and out of the blue Rudolph veered to the right... never happened before, to my recollection... could have been that he ate a bit too much of Mrs. Claus granola, egad! Ah... wow, such G force! And well, usually I am not reading while I'm driving but this time I was peering at the list and well... it flew away... over Hässleholm, Sweden, I believe. If any Häassleholm-ians come across a list... you know what to do!

I want to ask if you could help me out and provide me with a list of EVERYONE you can think of who would want Santa to write to them. Kindly mosey over to the following "site" to do that, alright?


http://researchonkids.com/



Well, I certainly do appreciate you stoppin by. I will keep posting every day till Christmas eve!

Santa (from my new Santa Workshop in a special kind of Santa Village in Northern Sweden Latitude 67.52N Longitude 23.38E

Letter From Santa - From His "Secret" Village In Sweden.

Ho, ho, and a final ho for good measure,

Yes, you guessed it... it is I Old Santa. And, yes, believe it or not... it's that time of year again. But, all is not jolly! Just the other day I started looking for my list of the naughty and the nice. And, to my chagrin I wasn't able to find it! Fortunately, my head elf Rocko told me about this thing the internet. He said I could collect all the names on the list with it. And, that's why I'm here!

I want to ask all of ya all a lil', tiny favor. Could YOU supply me with a list of the nice uns so as I can send them a letter and remind them to leave out some cookies (ideally chocolate chip) and milk (non-fat, please. It used to taste like water, but now I'm used to it).

Speaking of chocolate chip cookies... can I ask one more favor? Could ya warm them up a bit in the microwave?

Oh, sorry for getting off track... uh, where was I? Oh, yeah... I was wondering if YOU could come up with a list of all your friends, pets, children, parents, grandparents, spouse... you get the drift. See, this way I can have a list to replace the lost one.

And, as thanks, I will send each person on your list a nice letter! And, if you wish, you can include a special note from you!!


Just visit my "letter to Santa" site, below:

http://researchonkids.com

Get this... each letter will be sent from my Santa Village in Northern Sweden! Yes, your loved one (or friend, or colleague) will realize it has come from afar. The envelopes, post markings, and stamps are unique to Sweden. And, Mrs. Claus will include a nice gift that is exclusive to Sweden.

Now, folks, this is between YOU and ME, okay? For if Ma Claus got wind of this... well, let's just say there wouldn't be any cocoa for a few weeks!

Okay, well, I will let you go for now... we're right smack dab in the middle of preparing the new sleigh... Oooops, that was supposed to be a surprise. I let that cookie out of the bag, eh!


Santa in Sweden!

http://researchonkids.com


P.S. In case you haven't heard, I have relocated my MAIN Santa workshop to a nice, secluded village in the Northernmost Sweden.


**HELLO!! It's me here, Mrs. Claus.

Oh, Santa, the old fool he thinks that I'm not on to his doings. Why, I think that collecting names off the internet is a splendid idea! I've, of course, known about the internet for years. Where do you think that I found the neat new outfits for my husband? Be sure to only put out low-fat cookies for him, by the way. Otherwise he won't fit into his Santa clothes much longer (not to speak of him being able to climb down the chimney). No Santa outfit, no Santa, no presents. You get the idea!!

Well, I've better get back to my duties. Talk to you soon! I'm so happy that we can meet like this. The internet - what would we do without it, right?**